This is actually something that came about a week before we lost the late, great, OxiClean man himself. A few controllers in my area were throwing around ideas for this and we even considered attempting to procure an official voice over...
"ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE SPACING YOUR FLOW? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER. BILLY MAYS HERE FOR NEWARK METERING!!!
"THIS IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! YOU CAN DO IT ALL! TURN 'EM, CRANK 'EM, SLOW 'EM, SPIN 'EM. IT'S EASY!!! CALL NOW! A TMU SPECIALIST IS STANDING BY TO SWITCH TO IN-TRAIL!!!
"AND IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN PHILLY METERING AT NO EXTRA COST TO YOU!! JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING!!"
RIP Billy Mays.
Till next time...
DM / DU
PS I'd like to add that he would never have done this....becuase he only endorsed products he personally believed in. With that said, they are showing commericals on TV again, and I feel this is a fun way to remember Mr. Mays.